My worst week was the one when my dad killed himself the day I moved apartments. So I was super stressed anyway because he was having a breakdown that summer, and moving is crazy stressful so I was focusing on that in the days before moving day. He called me up that morning and said “Sorry, I can’t help you move…

I might sweat in it, but not because I was wearing it to work out. That ‘sports bra’ (sure) plus those leather leggings just wants to be accessorized into LARP attire. She’s clearly a rogue.

The very same thing happened to my cat and i trust my vet fully. I saw one rotten tooth but they found four, and kitty came home able to walk but constantly falling over. I was super worried (and called back the vet incessantly until he was fully back to himself) but he was and is just fine, and i’m glad he came home…

I love it when people who disagree with me tell me what’s counterproductive to my cause.

Being an MRA is incompatible with Starfleet values.

Never doubt your first instincts

Please tell me more about how I should do my feminism

no honey the fact that you thought you had to explain any of that was sad, not just the postscript.

Nah, can’t be that. That’d be TOO OBVIOUS.

So what you’re saying is you read through the comments and still didn’t get the joke

Turns out, that’s your damage, not Jezebel’s.

Can you write this out again in emoticons so I can understand it?

OMG this is my FAAAAAAVORITE. “If you guys were just nicer about being feminists, more people would like you”

*slow clap*

I’m starting to get the vibe that this person just really hates the fact that people under the age of 30 exist.

Very sad? He said young MEN died.

Oh my god, thank you! I’m not allowed to use the remote control or visit websites other than Jezebel and Wonkette so I had NO IDEA these things were happening, can you tell me more?

You have won the internet today.