“Dodge Dart, a secretary’s car“

If you call up to talk to the Beh Em Veh dealership nobody is gonna have a fucking clue what you’re talking about, and you’ll sound like a twat.

Counterpoint:

I find my loins to be unstirred.

It looks like the new Civic had a one night stand with a Hyundai Tiburon.

I’ll preface this by saying that I’ve been known to “see” connections between objects that aren’t actually there. So feel free to tell me how off I am with this, but this is definitely what I was reminded of from the top-down view:

Maybe a big bill like that will convince her to slow down.

Any year of the Toyota TF10X F1 car.

There are absolutely ways of keeping thieves from getting at the underside of your car. You do have to start vaping though.

Toyota C-HR. Crappy drivetrain aside, just look at it.

I didn’t know we were still doing this

Toyota Camry Solara. You want sporty but can’t live without the practicality and reliability of a regular Camry, but you’re not fooling anyone. It was nothing more than a regular Camry with two doors, full stop.

That’s an easy one

Can we change the speed limit to 200mph to stop speeders too.

It’s hilariously stupid. They even expanded the bike paths into road-sized roads so little cars can drive on them. Now they have another set of road infrastructure to maintain and we know how much they love taxes in the south. 

I’m sure the fat and old Peachtree golf cart operators are super courteous to people walking and bicycling, what the paths are actually meant for.

The actual solution is dismantling ridiculous suburban zoning laws. What a Byzantine system that not only has an excess of car related infrastructure, but now they removed pedestrian walkways to have additional little roads for little cars for when the big roads for big cars is too much of a hassle. Senseless.

Oh, I know fully well about the "believe in fake shit" crowd, my parents are Christians.

“the reasons behind that design decision have to do with chemicals, which is chemistry, and we’re here to talk physics”

The meme is literally for the dumbs that think education is the stepping stone to becoming a commie pinko gay trans bathroom licker.