I like your optimistic outlook

I didn't say it was rational. 

Fuck. So glad I wasn't born in the 70s

1995 Ford Mustang. The worst generation but it is what it is

I am not making any judgement call (jk I am, AWD is good for straight-line performance), I'm being pedantic about the difference between acceleration and speed because this is the internet and that's what people do

Why would we look at any derivatives of the acceleration curve? But 155 mph is 155 mph however quickly you get there. You are conflating speed and rate of change.

I could be wrong but is not speed directly proportional to power, and are there not greater drivetrain losses from higher weight? And therefore less power to the wheels and therefore a lower top speed?

If we’re really going pedantic, it probably lowers top speed due to higher weight.

Rich people seem more likely to vote Biden than poor people for some absurd reason

Sure, if he wins PA and GA and holds onto the blue leaning unconfirmed states. Which is a big if. But considering he should have smashed Trump in pretty much every state... Still a disappointment

Will Subaru be giving us a WRX hatchback to compete? Because that, I would buy.

Speed and acceleration are different

It's hardly a blue wave if he scrapes 270 though. Given the complete, blinding incompetence of the current administration, anything less than 350 or so should be considered underperformance.

I can't afford to overspend on anything, and if I could afford to, I'd overspend on everything

Lol you’re 6'0" there are no cars that you won’t fit in (at least height wise...)

Did I miss where you said what MSRP is? Because I feel that's important information to know how outraged I'm expected to be...

Sell the house, buy more cars

Yeah but if you actually look at the price they’re selling it for, unless you qualify for all the mutually exclusive discounts, which you don’t, because they’re mutually exclusive, they’re asking $29k.

Definitely if you prefer the Camaro, go with the Camaro. But I don't think you'll find the exact spec you're looking for cheaper than a base BRZ/86. There's only so much margin you can squeeze out of a dealer at poverty spec

So get the functionally identical 86 for 27. I couldn't find any of your accessories for a base Camaro anyway, so I'm assuming you would be above that even before you start adding track packs and tunes, but I'm sure you know best. It's personal preference I think though, the kinds of prices we're talking are all very…