It’s not like they only got these standards yesterday. If they haven't planned ahead well enough to meet the standards, that's their problem. Also, 54 would be easy if they didn't insist on huge amounts of power in commuter vehicles which, spoiler alert, don't need huge amounts of power. 

Real jalops trade a lawnmower and a pack of chewing gum for their Craigslist Jeep with a missing everything

This is actually a pretty good point, but I don't think the reason that most buyers go for a longer loan. Also, I don't think anyone is applying for a (nice) 69 month loan. It's an average.

Nah it's all different shades of grey and black. Maybe also a silver for the real edgy buyers

Don't worry, they already do

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This is the coronavirus your parents warned you about

I whine a lot about "Government regulation" and criminally underpay all of my workers, except one guy who I pay thousands of times his actual value. I like to call him the "CEO"

I also "eke out" a meager living of $700 million

lol cp haha lol when are you doing the actual npocp for today?

Makes sense VW signed on then as they're pros at hiding things from the government...

First and possibly only time, if you exclude SUVs from the set of ‘cars’. I imagine their SUV sales will soon cannibalize a whole lot of Ferrari’s car sales

Ah yes, Ferrari, the quintessential non-luxury brand.

“Hyundai will be one of the first non-luxury brands to offer a free maintenance program.”

Crossover sales are the cause of my seasonal depression...

Would it be possible to stop acting as if stock market valuations have any basis in reality? They don't, so please stop reporting on them like they do.

Sees pics: WTF is that?

To be fair, the seafood at Applebee's is a pretty big risk

Neutral: for it to be a GTR and very very heavily discounted. 80% off would do...

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