Audi, electric, the jokes write themselves...

Great way to start the new year by not making all us jalops break our 'no more cars' resolution.

Nice! The world needs more electric motorcycles

But can it stop the racetrack from spinning after the tenth beer?

This is a surprisingly not bad take. Although I think that the commuter and sports car segments should only come in EV and plug-in hybrid variants. 

Is there uh.... Anything good about this car?

Yes

Or just shoved a ton of batteries in...

Sorry, I don’t have a bag big enough to put that much rust in. Otherwise, I’d totally pick up some free rust.

“Do you drive a S Class but never send your secret police to murder your political rivals?”

Only 10 years too late

I will destroy all Nissans

N.P. Very low price for a car in general, let alone a high HP wagon with maintenance records and no obvious issues.

Oh hey look it's the cybertruck!

This. The apartment thing is absolutely huge, and the reason I didn't spend an extra $5000 to get a Model 3

I’m not saying that Elon Musk is a pedo guy, but it’s worth asking the question I think - is Elon Musk a pedo guy?

As the daily driver of a Hakone Green 86, thanks!

Ok, but used instead of new... And also is it actually better than a V8 Mustang? That’s like saying you can get a fire-destroyed Rolls Royce cheaper than a new Honda Fit. I'll take the Honda

Starred for excellent use of the word 'goring'

Surely this will be the third Toyota sports car to join the trio of Toyota sports cars built by other manufacturers? They could call it the MR-3... for the 3 doors