If I was worried about my private business showing up in the news, I would probably stop posting it on social media rather than engaging in an elaborate sting operation to catch the culprit.

The story contains Art Briles.

tell you what, dabo swinney’s gonna have one hell of a time turning this franchise around

1. That was really scary

I love Football. I believe Football ranks up there with Religion as a way for people to find meaning in their meaningless lives. But seeing him drop limp shook me to the core. It is supposed to be a game. 

My father has been a subscriber for 52 years. I’m willing to bet he’s one of the Top 100 most tenured subscribers. It was a Bar Mitzvah gift, and to this day he has no clue who got it for him. The only thing he knows is that they filled out the application choosing the prefix “Master” rathern than “Mr.” My Dad never…

This is awesome.

“You’d better use the force field you used with that bird, you big nerd because these hands are coming hot and ready.”

“I got a pressure point for ya pal, it’s called your throat and I’m about to punch it.”

Reporters who go into celebrating locker rooms are the troops of media. Maybe there was a time when dumping a 30-racks worth of beer on the reporter was frowned upon, but the gates are open now. It’s not even catching shrapnel, you’ve got professional athletes drowning you in alcohol. You know what happens when you…

Was the lunch you purchased a Little Ceasers Hot N Ready? Because this is what I’ve narrowed it down to from your post.

Yes! I worked for a prominent midwestern franchise situated near a lake that moved into a new stadium around the turn of the millenium.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

I have hotter pictures of her than that. Wanna see them? 

Looks like ol mort got caught drinking in the middle of the day again.

That was a very instinctual response on his part.

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

I didn’t hear that last part, could you speak up please?

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

The best part of this is that “Mysterious soccer player” thinks Trump supporters not only watch soccer, but pay actual money to watch soccer in person.

Thank you. I think anyone that has a sibling that they worry about in any sense can find a connection here.