As much as I want Jacoby to succeed ( former Patriots QB, after all ), seeing those tweets has made me believe that Indiana has already ruined him, and by the end of the season he’ll be the league’s first QB with Alzheimer’s. 

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…

Man. He got hit in the head so repetitively his son went crazy.

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”

I blame baseball for Castillo’s downfall. Pushy third base coaches were always trying to convince him to steal on the base paths that it doesn’t surprise me that he ended up turning to a life of crime.

It is nice to see professional players invest back into their community.

Ray Lewis is a murderer.  Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Wait, doesn’t putting 7 DBs on the field mean you’re daring the other team to *run*? Like, the Chargers said "your run game sucks ass, so we're going to load up on DBs"?

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

This really gives the NFL a bad name. 

If Ryan was the one who went down, then the headline would have been “Dan Quinn is a Fucking Idiot”.

IT’S FRIIIIDAY. Gonna check Deadspin! Oh I see Ley posted something with animals involved and...

Somebody's white uncle would like you to know it was Hillary, sir.

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

“I saw their plan. Dad’s plan was better”

Real men write blogs about which Instagram models are hot enough to masturbate to and how underrated Machine Gun Kelly is.

Naomi Campbell, shitty attitude aside, is an eternal bombshell.

But let us also talk about Naomi: