Drew said something years back about how the lions will invent new rules just so they can lose by them or something.  I mean the Titans Thanksgiving game?  I was at the Bears/Lions game when marty FUCKING morninwheg decided to kick in fucking overtime jesus I can’t do this anymore

If Chicago is the Miami of Canada then that makes Detroit its Jacksonville.

I’m a Lions fan who has now lived in the Philadelphia area for over 20 years. The last time the Lions played here (in the middle of a fucking blizzard in 2013) the Eagles fans in the section I was sitting in didn’t bother to even heckle me, THEY BOUGHT ME A SYMPATHY BEER

Mark my words: The Cleveland Browns will win the Super Bowl before the Lions win another playoff game.

The universe is broken, I’m afraid.

I’m not sure which I hate more, the Lions for sucking so drastically for so long, or myself for continuing to watch them.

My man ZMF got engaged. He found love and told the Lions to fuck off out of his life forever.

WYTS Detroit Lions addition is the only thing I enjoy about being a Lions fan all year.

Up in the booth, John McEnroe shouted “You cannot be delirious!”

On the Lifetime network, no less. 

Lions fan here, felt like I couldn’t breathe for a second when I read that one

That may well be.  But it’s not MY post, you know?

As an Eagles fan, the absolute best Eagles games are when the Eagles play like pure garbage against an inferior opponent for the first 3 quarters of a game. And then pull it all together in the 4th quarter to win. You get all of the joy of booing and cursing for 3 hours. And then for the final half hour you get to see…

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

Bryan:

Please forward this to Drew as an early submission for WYTS: Giants Edition—

Whatever it is, his ass is fired.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

I love your writing, Dave, but I definitely skipped straight to Zodiac Motherfucker today. Needed the pure shit.