8 stitches for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!

remember, hr had multiple kids WHILE AT OKLAHOMA. He was never the brightest bulb on the chandelier.

A part of me wants him to make it to Tokyo so that this shit plays out in the pool. INJECT IT IN MY VEINS!!!!!!!!!

at some point it has tobe realized that the wizards TRULY SUCK. deadspin or no deadspin.

Yeah that was crazy. They even had the folks ordering ubers to get in a line, as if thats how the ubers would arrive. it was crazy. 

said by someone who has never had the opportunity.

This is in response to that little girls video and shes hearing her mom get boned in the background, right?

Agreed. while a good player, he cant play many games at this stage, which is evidenced by his injuries lat in the season or even during a playoff run. Which is tough, because his price makes it hard to sit him for long stretches. its a tough get, and not something solved by simply “freeing” him. 

thats the most uriah faber way to respond on twitter too. Plus he won me 140 bones, so i’m happy he came back.

wait, didn’t he go to Virginia TECH?

username checks out. 

another night alone, my guy? 

its weird you say that, because if there is any indication that the environment and upbringing have an effect on what a person does later in life, THIS IS IT. He didnt one day wake up and decide to kill the mother of his kid. he exhibited these issues LONG before this day and they were instrumental in him not facing…

well to be fair its just an exert from the actual book.

Jesus christ. 

Yeah it was very interesting to see that he didnt address that part at all. as if one day out of the blue his son killed his child’s mother. as much as i feel empathy for him and his wife, there is objectively legitimate blame that can be placed at their feet for her death. 

Im just sorry she’s a suns fan. 

like....like iron man? or Kobe “remember when i may have raped that girl” Bryant?

like, spending all this time cheating, mother fucker would at least be able to come up with a better explanation than “i wish i did.”

Looks like Daniel (Julian) has been chomping on some good memes down in trip A. I wonder what Julian (Daniel) would have to say abut that.