anything for a medal.

jesus. were they playing against middle schoolers? 

jesus. were they playing against middle schoolers? 

freaking horse girls.

*Using catchy 90's-level sound construction*

even after this, you really shouldn’t be proud to be a cubs fan.

What a time to be alive. 

Just get off the man’s lawn already.

That really was a stupid idea. I mean its been said...but come on.....it was really stupid.

god bless ya

not only that, but it took his ass almost going to jail to become this “ya gotta work,” guy hes pretending to be. 

damn. you are so cool for not being like anyone else, still watching a movie you didn’t particularly like from the jump, and writing about it. Congrats.

Yeah i see know easy way about this one. Again, no reason yet t doubt her, but the time and la ck of evidence (SO FAR) is not going to make this one easy to sift through. 

take up a martial art or self defense. its a good start.

yeah, fuck you, buddy. 

as shitty as this is, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was just that a local Chicagoan was too stupid to read the entire sign. Their press members aren’t exactly the brightest of the bunch.

uh....no they didnt. did you watch the game? 

This whole thing is weird. BEST case this is a person who is not the sharpest in the world who was assaulted by a famous athlete. WORST case its a person who may or not be a little off poorly accusing a young athlete of sexual assault.

she goes to colgate, bro. 

this is very serious, and very unnerving...but seriously, how much work has she had done? Jesus.