This is truly awful advice. Here are the top posts right now on r/chicago

This is the single worst thing you’ve ever posted.

“He doesn’t know the 2-minute drill yet.” - John Fox on the Bears leading RECEIVER, Tarik Cohen (running back) after the WEEK 11 game.

A google search for “Joe Harris” returned results for the “Joe Harris Paint & True Value” hardware store on the south west side of Chicago.

Packers pulling the ol’ Tim Beckman, I see.