Exactly right. I hate it when self-righteous morons act like doing something stupid and objectively deserving of punishment is not stupid and objectively deserving of punishment.

How about don’t attack the sponsors that pay your salary, This shit isn’t hard but when your a blind partisan hack common sense can blind you.

Have you missed all the toy reveals? It’s Poe’s X-wing with a BAR attached to the back.

Biggest traffic buildup is the line to my ex-wife’s bedroom.

What’s the over under on the number of neurotic copy editors that just jumped out of the window of their tiny shoebox apartments festooned with eviction notices?

The newspaper reported that Tesla factory workers have been piecing together parts of the cars by hand

$10k is just a token donation. The alternative is to have a $500,000 campaign bankrolled *against* you and in support of a challenger.

when a car is used to run through a crowd you should tell us the congresscritters who took money from the auto industry too.

The NFC North remembers.

If anything I’m going on the offensive.

“Reek eyed the hot dog. It was topped with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, bright green sweetpickle relish, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices or wedges, pickled sport peppers and a dash of celery salt. But not, thank the Many-Faced God, with ketchup. That obscenity would be too much to bear.”

A football team is NOT a Ranger battalion. Do NOT compare the two.

If Pitino skates and has a job in November then he is officially the most untouchable man on the planet.

I know Mike Muir is looking forward to that...

Cops must be David Gilmour fans. Over 30 years later, tensions still run high.

This is a serious subject and your comment was Rudy ;)

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

This comment is idiotic. But you could call a ham sandwich a racist on Deadspin and 50 guilty white people would give you a star.

Oh. Thank God the race-card guy showed up. Wouldn’t be Deadspin without you!