Okay UNO isn’t a board game but if you’re gonna include it on this list it’s a fuckin travesty that it isn’t number 1.

No Battleship. NO BATTLESHIP?

But who is better at Risk, parents or kids?

Risk should be #1, otherwise this is a solid list. I do understand that it can be prohibitively long, which may be part of why it’s not in the top spot, but it really is a phenomenal game.

Although it’s a frequently-used line of attack, the federal government has never publicly provided proof that Manning’s leaks... ...caused the deaths of any Americans.

This is beyond stupid and gentrifying bullshit and nobody should ever fuck these assholes ever again, but settle down you hysterical fool, it isn’t racist.

Hmm, a computer-controlled, camera scanning bodega/vending machine...what should it be called.......?

It’s called a vending machine.

How so? This is a retarded take. Was he introduced as some sort of charity case for ESPN Deportes? No, he was introduced as a normal sideline reporter, and should be expected to be able to do that job. He was absolutely horrendous, especially considering the people that ESPN recently laid off.

You talking about Sergio Dipp or Rex Ryan?

... [Oakly] was handcuffed, arrested, and hauled screaming out of Madison Square Garden 

“its only competent coach since Bill Walsh”

The Broncos won—Hey let’s write an article about the Chargers!!

Actually... pretty fucking good. There are over a billion commies in the world.

That’s because they hold the same indentitarian views, but on different ends of the spectrum. Neither believes in the ability for someone to overcome the circumstance of being a race or a gender or an identity.

I don’t totally disagree on objective journalism or the profound shittiness of using social media as a disqualifier for job candidates.

It’s nothing short of inhumane, in my view, to expect a first-generation Mexican-American journalist who might have undocumented family members to write “objectively” about the Trump administration’s various plans to spend untold billions building a wall, or unleashing a militarized police force to round up…

Either way, consensus isnt how science works. Ironically, almost all important science historically is done in opposition of consensus. This isn’t to say climate change is fake, but instead to say that consensus is a garbage way to present something as real.

“It’s nothing short of inhumane, in my view, to expect a first-generation Mexican-American journalist who might have undocumented family members to write “objectively” about the Trump administration’s various plans to spend untold billions building a wall, or unleashing a militarized police force to round up…

You know, I never even noticed the took it away until I saw you mention this. It was the only punting stat that I thought mattered as a kid, we used to go out in my back yard and have contests to see who could get the longest hang-time, which never ended in fights about how to time it and how long someone’s actual…