It’s pretty clear Trump never played Risk as a kid, otherwise he would know better than to mess with the mighty Ukraine.

Fred should have used a sock.

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

Let our elected officials vote on impeachment so we can see EXACTLY where each of them stand on corruption in our highest office.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

“An AR-15 mass shooting was postponed this week in Columbus, OH, when authorities realized it would coincide with another mass shooting already planned in Peoria, IL.”

“Black knives matter.”

“Good Job, Knife Nuts.”

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

There is one thing which the right wingers excel without peer in today’s world.

Removing something from your own work that you feel do not stand by is, just saying, not fucking censorship. It’s called editing! Ya know, that shit that you do in order to create a good work?

because fuck the world and fuck being a “good neighbor” these are the same assholes that park in handicapped spots.

I saw that he called Trump a “child” and I thought, no wonder he doesn’t support him.

Baldur’s Gate 2. I always get a bit overwhelmed when I start the game because it seems like you can’t take three steps without getting a new Quest, but I still love the f****** hell out of that game.

 Are they still changing the name to the G6 + This Fucking Guy?

Why would you pass up the opportunity to harangue someone like that?