5-2: stroke.

Drumpf would say it’s an unplayable lie and kick the ball into the fairway. Unplayable lie is basically his entire administration ironically enough.

No, the WHITE phone!

Why don’t we call voting for Biden in the General Election “Plan B.”

Yes. But that doctor was employed by the Golden State Warriors. 

States were voted in to the Union, why can’t we vote them out?

citation needed

Right-Wing Nutjob Aborts Full-Term Baby in Public

Flight Attendant: And something to drink sir?

You’d think he, of all people, would heed Nancy Reagan’s advice to Just Sano.

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

I respectfully disagree. All dogs are awesome because they are not people.

Own your shit, republican cowards.

I’m Actually Laughing at How Little Trump’s Campaign Cares About the Law

Last thing Magic needed was more aids working against him. 

Pretty Biased, I’d say.

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

Good for her! Enough with this “ gotta hear both sides” nonpartisan horseshit. She’s not going to change anybody’s mind with the Fox viewing audience; those people are, for all intents and purposes, gone and they are never coming back

I find it interesting that you believe the Kenny Williams administration has ended.

Kenny Williams proceeded to blame the fans for not showing up.