The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

The Cubs ownership would dearly like you to be a white nationalist but please can you make sure to do your white nationalism in a way that will not be publicly linked to them.

Fuck that dumpster fire ho.

“Harris was a prosecutor, which means she was a cop.”

How to investigate lying republicans.

The fucking ignorance of any common working person who still votes for these whores is simply mind blowing.

Motel 6 - We’ll leave the search light on for you

I bet you’re an absolute blast at parities.  “who wants another slice of cake?” you: “you know there are children starving in the world that would like that cake”

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

I believe he can lie.

I feel sorry for my wife if Sean Hannity is sent to prison somehow for his role in all of this. She will never be able to make me cum as hard as I will the day he’s sentenced.

Banned from trading at 19.

Dude, you’re not supposed to share your evil plan out loud.  This isn’t a James Bond movie.

It feels right that this is posted on the anniversary of Parkland.

R.Budd Dwyer.

Hi have you considered getting fucked?

DEMS, hold the fucking line. Not one dime to that bullshit wall. 

Hey thought I recognized that stupid mug up there...it’s the same dummy who was positioning himself as the Repub Alexandria O-C. I somehow don’t think being a total asshole to grieving parents is something the two have in common. 

Those racists emails are so embarrassing, every racist parent I know is using Facebook now.