It feels right that this is posted on the anniversary of Parkland.

R.Budd Dwyer.

Hi have you considered getting fucked?

DEMS, hold the fucking line. Not one dime to that bullshit wall. 

Hey thought I recognized that stupid mug up there...it’s the same dummy who was positioning himself as the Repub Alexandria O-C. I somehow don’t think being a total asshole to grieving parents is something the two have in common. 

• “But the plans were on display . . .”
  “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
  “That’s the display department.”
  “With a torch.”
  “Ah, well the lights had probably gone.”
  “So had the stairs.”
  “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
  “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in…

Ummm New York state law REQUIRES that DWI checkpoints are publicly posted ahead of time. Both time and place.

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

Those racists emails are so embarrassing, every racist parent I know is using Facebook now.

He was sooo close to having a point that maybe phone polls aren’t a super accurate way to measure modern America, and then he couldn’t help but rage-piss himself with his “SJW” nonsense. 

If you really cared about border security you’d be at the border building the wall yourself instead of shitposting on the internet.

Barack Obama called. He said that you’re a stupid fuckface and that he’s been plowing your mom. 

They didn’t ask because nobody gives a shit what you think.  Nobody likes you, if you died nobody would notice or care.  You’re a loser screaming into the void but the only thing you’ll ever hear back is “fuck off!”  You'll expire sad and alone, and the world will be a tiny bit better for it.

I can’t wait until the next Democratic president declares a national emergency, seizes all of the assets of the for profit health insurance companies and sets up medicare for all. 

“The results speak for themselves” Sarah is right but not for the reasons she thinks 

“I’m not a baseball fan and don’t follow the sport”

You’d think the MAGAs would be thrilled that finally someone is getting locked up because of Hillary’s emails.

Is it possible to OD on schadenfreude? Asking for a friend.

Every time she starts a sentence with “Look", what comes next is a lie. Every time.

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest…