I think the persecution of teens like this is really getting out of hand. Between the Covington students and this it’s starting to look like the only place for teenagers to be racist is every single comment section on the internet, the entirety of social media and whenever you play any video game online. 

I don’t think we should comment until we see the WHOLE game.

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Listen. I’m in love with AOC just like everyone else (seriously... SWOON), but she is dead fucking wrong about something.

This horrible photo will follow him wherever he goes. Even though he will, like every other white man, fail up; I take a little bit of hope in the fact that this will slow his failing up just a bit. I hope that the girl he pines for will never date him because of this photo, and he settles for some off brand Real…

Rose then excused himself to huddle with his brand manager, Trevor Bauer.

Relax Donnie, it’s just locker room talk.

But seriously, impeach that motherfucker.

How do you impeach a president who has won perhaps the greatest election of all time

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

*Small violin plays for man who chose not to use a condom*

You know, college football is so great almost everyone involved does it for free

Or - and I’m just tossing this out there - we prosecute the fuck out of all these criminals because a third of our voters are racists who don’t need an excuse to vote for the biggest piece of shit they can find and will claim any justification available for their vote.

Meh, sign with an ‘X’. Or draw a kitty (or whatever else) if that’s more your thing. It’s not like anyone cares. I’ve don’t think I’ve ever used a gas station that required a signature, though I avoid non-pay-at-the-pump stations.

The GOP has been open in their disdain for free elections, appointing someone who actually lost an election is certainly “on brand” for them.

Yep. I remember people telling me to chill out, Trump’s not REALLY going to do all those terrible things. Now that he has been worse than my nightmares could’ve predicted, he has a track record and denial is not an excuse. 

Okay, in my fantasy, he gets arrested and imprisoned and THEY LET HIM KEEP HIS PHONE. I want to read everything about how much it sucks there for him.

Trump’s just pissed because he has no clue how to be Scott Free.

I was saying Boo-thesda.

It’s funny because when he started his presidency, Jalopnik would occasionally write some very valid posts about things Trump is doing that negatively impact the auto industry, and there were a LOT of very vocal Jalopnik commenters whining about how “the libs” are just trying to find things wrong with Trump and should…