This man deserves to be in prison. Not for failing to return the video, but for crimes against humanity like renting Freddy Git Fingered

They made the mistake of concluding that Man of Steel was successful because of Zack Snyder, when it was actually just successful in spite of him. The majority of his work is just awful adaptations of other stories through his "signature" dark filter (both figuratively and literally dark). There are always points…

If there is actual true neutrality in your "media critiques" then you aren't reading media critiques, you're just reading a datasheet. There is no such thing as an objective review. It is all inherently subjective by definition. The essential question of a review is "how does this make me feel?" It doesn't get much…

The main difference I noticed is that Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's theme song is cute and funny instead of being a cringeworthy and irritating parody of the embarrassingly outdated "Bed Intruder" autotuned news interview fad from several years ago.

He didn't react horribly until he saw that apparently the atoms were cobs too. A planet composed entirely of matter that defies the laws of physics at its most basic elements like that is more than sufficient cause to run the fuck away, especially since even the fauna was on a cob too. I'd guess eventually it would…

Not that I really disagree with her, but college students only tend to be on the right side of history because a decade or two later they're the ones who write the history books.

The funniest thing about this is that Romero didn't even call his monsters zombies. He called them "ghouls" and other people applied the label of zombie to them. Either way, they're completely fictional so no one type of zombie is any more valid than another.

If you're being a purist, then zombies can only be voodoo mind slaves. There is more than one kind of zombie. Running zombies have been around almost as long as the shambling kind. 28 Days Later didn't start that, Return of the Living Dead did way back in the 70s. Zombies aren't even remotely plausible in any form so…