How you gonna start a war on your day off?

I mean if you have enough land to put in a bunker you probably don’t live anywhere near where a nuke would drop. But fear sells I guess.

They’re takin’ our spots!

The first response is violent confrontation? How incredibly uncharacteristic of police and the powers they prefer to use.

I never heard anybody besides a black person say “call me out my name”.

You like basketball?

No “I’m tryin to tell ya” when used as an affirmative, on here?

to comment cannot be as hard as it is feeling to me right now. what is the name of this system and is there a “for dummies manual” i can google? if i like someone’s comment their number decreases instead of increasing. *clutches pearls*help* i don’t want to just read i want to chat/participate too. :-(

I’ve always wondered if white moms ACTUALLY buy their kids the drink. “Mom, I want a burger, fries, and a Coke.” “Sure Tim.” VS. “Mama, let me get a burger, fries, and a Coke.” “Hayle no, you ain’t getting no Coke. WE GOT DRINKS AT HOME.” Lmfao...but fr, questions that need answers.

“Who’s You?” ...is still a personal favorite.

Hey ya’ll. I finally made an account. I had to allow time for the 5 stages of grief to pass. Lol

What you not finna do is try to act like you’re better than Black Americans on this here site. Mk hun? Tuck that continental conceit right back in.

“Growing up black for $1000, Alex.”

See also: “We work too hard.” Work too hard for things, work too hard for you to be running through this house, work too hard for you to act silly, etc.

You tried it... I never lived in a ghetto EVER.. and my black ass family said all of this... and we are well-educated. And please don’t act like Africans can’t be hood as hell.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a white person say “You ain’t never lied/lyin’”

My favorite black word of all time is “swole.” I swear I was an adult before I realized only we used it.