Cool but how the hell did Scott get out of the Quantum Realm?!

You (probably) wouldn't need a 3-row SUV if you used condoms... 

Sadly, Electric Boogaloo was taken.

Risk

So...was it a hydroplane incident?

I hope they name it the Magnum Cherokee XL for maximum irony. 

You spelled Metta World Peace wrong. Understandable, mistake. FYI Ron Artest is also a valid answer.

Shifting gears 17 times while accelerating.

See you at The Bitter End

Sacr-E-lege!

Never tweet. 

Ok I’m glad we’re on the same page here.

The worst thing people do in office bathrooms is fart at the urinals when there’s someone next to them.

+1 RT

My favorite part about this story is that he looks pretty damn good for 69 (nice), but would look like a TERRIBLE 49-year-old.

There's got to be a way to make that headline sound less clear. 

Paris In Flames