he at least got to yell a bunch of profanities at the refs.

Not all heroes wear gloves. 

No.

1. Let’s hope she doesn’t use that cringe-worthy terminology

the special top-down prudence

Belichick looks like he could fuck someone up 3x his size with a Krav Maga* hold or some shit.

That tie is definitely Lions-colored. And who’s the biggest slob currently coaching an NFL team?

I don’t think he’d fare any if he talked to ownership.

They hit the game winner BECAUSE of the penalties, not in spite of them.

“He was not expecting it”

I think I’ll have myself a beer.

At least it wasn’t a pickle...

The shitty ones. 

Why is Serena in this list?

Maybe a twitter thread isn’t the best way to gain credibility?

Hush puppies was my guess

• Instead of judging how fast a phone is based on actual reviews, make certain you count the number of antennas and learn all of the geeky chips inside. Instead of doing your own research, just read some reviews!

I think I’m finally over it.

Some say Matt Patricia deserves a shot at this.