You spelled Metta World Peace wrong. Understandable, mistake. FYI Ron Artest is also a valid answer.

Shifting gears 17 times while accelerating.

See you at The Bitter End

Sacr-E-lege!

Never tweet. 

Ok I’m glad we’re on the same page here.

The worst thing people do in office bathrooms is fart at the urinals when there’s someone next to them.

My favorite part about this story is that he looks pretty damn good for 69 (nice), but would look like a TERRIBLE 49-year-old.

Paris In Flames

he at least got to yell a bunch of profanities at the refs.

Not all heroes wear gloves. 

No.

1. Let’s hope she doesn’t use that cringe-worthy terminology

the special top-down prudence

Belichick looks like he could fuck someone up 3x his size with a Krav Maga* hold or some shit.

That tie is definitely Lions-colored. And who’s the biggest slob currently coaching an NFL team?

I don’t think he’d fare any if he talked to ownership.