They hit the game winner BECAUSE of the penalties, not in spite of them.

“He was not expecting it”

I think I’ll have myself a beer.

At least it wasn’t a pickle...

He’s gonna get wrecked because 2018 sucks. 

the Dead Letters for this article will be outstanding. 

Definitely a GTI.

+3.5mm

Counting

Adorable?

The Rapes Of Wrath - A novel by Ben Roethlisberger

That clock sure got yeeted, amirite?

The shitty ones. 

Why is Serena in this list?

Maybe a twitter thread isn’t the best way to gain credibility?

Hush puppies was my guess

I think I’m finally over it.

Some say Matt Patricia deserves a shot at this.