Unrelated, Albert Burneko is an Eagles Fan.

A Rick Porcello start will do that ya.

He cried because he knew the deal didn’t go through. I would have cried too.

TAKE HIS RINGS AND FORCE HIM TO DIVORCE! IT’S ONLY RIGHT! THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME! THEYHAYTUSCUSTHEYANUS!

Poor people aren’t obese now? Ok.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

It is now being reported that talks broke down when the length of the suspension would depend on Brady’s gag reflex.

This is a sad day for us all.

I fucking HATE that Stephen Asschaps Smith was right about this.

You do you, Japan. I hope this politically correct plague never touches you.

This video did not have the intro theme to It’s Always Sunny. Remove this video at once.

But they’re mostly Dominican! Do they even have TVs/Radios?

Took you longer to type this than it would have taken you to watch it. It’s not complicated!

Yes! You may very well be trolling but fuck it. I love the highlife! I didn’t realize this wasn’t the beer blog in Adequate Man, but fuck it yet again. THIS is the perfect summer beer. Sure, I love Shandies as much as the next guy, but they are often too sweet. I love a nice craft lager, but they are often almost 2x…

I swear to god the NFL is never, ever going to let this stupid story die.

What a shit show. I really wanted to see MEXvsUSA but the US choked and Mexico got bailed out (unnecessarily!) twice. On Sunday they probably would have won on penalties without any help. And last night they didn’t deserve a win if they couldn’t capitalize on the man advantage. Fuckin’a.

Mexican fan here. This should have been a clasico Mexico vs USA gold cup finals, but clearly your check didn't clear.

There’s no way in hell you didn’t make those names up!

Mexican fan here. Bullshit call. I’d be pissed if i was a CR fan but...fuck it. :v

When pressed for details on his 5th concussion, Dan simply assured us she was 18.