It’s actually 30-0. Cause when you cheat to win, you’ve already lost.

quebec winter makes michigan winter look like arizona summer

Ok, shit, now I get it.

You mediocre people are the worst. Get off your high horse and try being “sub par” for a day.

You gotta do the clap part though.

That theme song is bullshit. The Friend’s characters had it all. Amazing good looks, interesting jobs, reliable friendships, sexy adventures, relentless witty banter and all from the comfort of a spacious mahattan apartment.

Is LSU bringing them in as their homecoming punching bag?

I wish I had a friend to hear all my witty banter. It would make a great show.

Uggh, I hate the “splicing”. I like sports dribble, not reggie drib, I get bombarded with that everywhere else.

“a thin-skinned stat rat with questionable ties to usage of PED’s”

that’s autism for ya

Golf cart where it’s at

If you burn more calories than you consume, you lose weight. It’s that damn simple.

Canadian side is gross af also. Just watch a discovery channel special or something.

Lol fucking rookies, best Pokemon is Electrode and 50 revives.

“Why should we reward teams for refusing to play defense?”

Dude, the point of any game is to WIN without breaking rules. If your big man is a liability, don’t play him, don’t change the rules to fuck over all the big men who practice and haven’t solely gotten by on being a physical freak of nature.

wtf does pitching have to do with soccer

Both have extremely tight bodies.

OK, -1000 for South Park also