You and I have very different definitions of simple, I think. 

Abolish the filibuster and codify abortion as a right in federal law (lol)

I don’t care at all about baseball, but (1) it’s sad that Big Papi is getting a divorce, and yet (2) it is my sincerest wish to see Kenan Thompson play newly-single Big Papi on SNL.

Not true. Words have historical contexts that shape their connotative meaning. “Cracker” has none of the (frankly despicable) historical context of systemic oppression that slurs like the n-word have. Words like the n-word were used to express white dominance over another race and culture. Words like “cracker” were…

As a FDA certified saltine myself, god white people are so fucking fragile.

she won’t be returning to the establishment ever again.

She’s lived in a bubble sine she was a teenager. She never had anything close to appropriate social interactions throughout most of her life. And she’s directing her anger at real people who caused her real harm. Cut the gal some slack.

I don’t think what she’s doing is particularly healthy though I understand the impulse. I think she may have shed the conservatorship but I don’t think she’s necessarily surrounded herself with the right people either. This is someone who was never allowed to mature like a normal adult, who never learned basic life…

To be honest, I applaud their constant efforts to “throw shit at the walls and see what sticks” when it comes to the approval of new projects.

This whole Cowboy Bebop fiasco has been a very expensive and very public embarrassment for Netflix. It casts a pall over all of their future live action anime adaptions. I mean, what incentive do perspective viewers have to invest any time into any of these projects if Netflix will just cancel them after less than a…

Solidarity forever!

As someone who cannot draw a horse, I think anyone who can properly draw a man on a horse is absolutely an artist.

-Ummmm...

“a citrus foam – was served in a plaster cast of the chef’s mouth. Absent utensils, we were told to lick it out of the chef’s mouth”

... the toppings contain potassium benzoate!

thats good 

... but it comes with your choice of free toppings?

thats bad 

Maybe something was lost in translation and they ordered the 27 curse meal.