Or, if your username is sincere, accept that anybody using “PC” as a negative term has been a dick since at least the talk radio heyday of the 90s.

Can we start placing a content warning on these Trump header pictures? Jesus, I’d rather be surprised by that artist’s rendering of the Babadook.

Do we really need debates at all?

How did you miss this one?

Why does he look like Alternate Universe Handsome Tim Allen?

They keep trotting out that “you’re stuck on the past” nonsense, as if we shouldn’t care about what they’ve done, only what’s going to do.

Aimee, I can’t stand that you always try to shoehorn some anecdote about Chicago into your articles. It’s starting to feel too contrived.

please never say that to a woman oh god

It’s a first-past-the-post system, man. Yours is actually the antiquated view. It’s the view of someone who doesn’t understand the difference between a candidate who is not an ideal politician and a candidate who is dangerous. It is the view of someone so ensconced in a cocoon of privilege that, no matter what they’re…

Get the fascist out of power! What don’t you get about that? Trump is so tremendously shitty for the US that voting out the bad should be more important to you than focusing on your ideal candidate.

Indeed. Also rice, fish, pickles, and natto (not to everyone’s taste, although I love it).

That’s very sweet.  But I’m more interested in that elote pizza right below.  

We should abolish categorizing food at all. I will eat what I want to eat when I want to eat it. And you can quote me on that. 

Undecided voters are basically Trump voters who are too embarrassed to admit it.

I can’t be angry with him, because fuck Newsweek and any other outlet that feeds in to the mystique of the “undecided” voter. If anyone claims to be undecided in October of an election year—especially this election year—they’re either lying or so fucking stupid that they’re oblivious to the world around them. Either…

I can't comprehend voting for Hillary in 2016 and then deciding to vote third party in 2020.  Like holy fuck man, did you suddenly think Trump was better after four years?  Did Joe Biden kill his cat and burn his shirt?  How can you say they are equally bad.  The only excuse is if you came out of a coma from the…

Don’t forget the “subscribe to the Jalopnik Newsletter” every other page

Stop the extended warranty calls? How do we stop the annoying G/O Media survey pop ups that want to know all your personal info? Or the new Youtube “are you *sure* you don’t want to log in first?” YES! It seems like *every time* I watch a video on Youtube these days, I have to get through that stupid screen first. Or…

As a small business owner that deals with customers all over the country, I can’t just ingore calls I don’t know. Furthermore, most of these spammy calls mask the number and use a local area code.