I 100% agree, but forgoing an inspection is absolutely an easier path for your bid getting accepted. I got “outbid” based on this alone just last weekend. I hope the place falls apart on them.

This is DFO erasure and I won’t stand for it.

So, you didn't read the second-to-last paragraph?

If it’s privately owned I suppose that’s their prerogative, but this is not a hard and fast rule for all cemeteries. Also a cathedral is a building. Is like saying "if you wouldn't do laps in an office building, don't run on the sidewalk in front of it."

I don’t think we have to go full “millennials just want to relive their childhoods” with regards to charcuterie. Maybe it’s just that most people enjoy a smattering of quality meats/cheeses/jams?

Counterpoint: No.

Further proof the technical doesn't matter!

Money, taste, and the desire to not be the center of attention wherever I am.

I don't think my dearth of self-love and affinity for straight vodka are related, but tbf I've never considered it.

“But it’s also off-putting to have a relaxing bath in view of a toilet.”

I thought Crystelle's "thing" was sounding exactly like Claudia Winkleman.

Peanut butter, but not regular butter.

Yeah the ghost line was kinda weird. I think believing in ghosts is a bit silly and naive, but I don’t think people who believe in ghosts are fundamentally stupid.

Add a can of cream of mushroom soup and thank me later.

I’ve definitely eaten just spiced lentils out of a measuring cup for dinner before. 7/10, would recommend.

They should drop Matt and bring in Lee Mack!

If this former Catholic could give you all the stars, I would.

You can't be a bigot towards fake money.

Your Percy looks just like my Chompers, right down to the fact that he's sinking his teeth into you.

This is ridiculous for hundreds and thousands of reasons.