I feel you. I rarely crave junk food if it’s not in the house (ie. my apartment), but my gf usually keeps her place pretty stocked. So now I get hooked on it when I’m at her house, and crave it when I’m at my place because I don’t keep it around. It’s agony.

All the people replying to you that their partners refuse to not eat food that isn’t theirs... yikes.

These stupid little rules accomplish nothing. PA did this last week, and then this week qualified what a “meal” was (not just chips), and that you can’t continue to be served alcohol after your meal is finished. It just hurts bars and employees who rely on tips. Either shut it all down and make sure unemployment is…

Fuck that river.

Eat my entire ass, bootlicker.

“Fucking Bitch" makes for a much punchier mug or t-shirt than "Nasty Woman."

It’s a Simpsons quote. But you’re not wrong.

So my takeaway is that you can use Hammer Bros, but you couldn’t make a new version of Hammer Bros that use throwing stars and call them Ninja Bros? But you could make a ninja enemy that wasn’t not Koopa/”Bro” based?

I can’t even tell if this is a real quote.

“We elected the wrong Carter.”

I think it’s more that Joan regularly blends “cool” and “ironic” and “super into reality shows” into some weird amalgam of blog.

...Boba on the car!

Same boat. I feel like this has been happening a lot lately, with games I’m interested in coming out close together.

Well the Super Paper Mario story was indeed garbage, so there’s that.

She absolutely did. But she’ll get a slap on the wrist if anything at all. Because apparently laws only apply to poor people and those perceived as enemies of Dolt45.

I’m pretty sure this Bradford guy is just the ghost of Matty himself.

That’s exactly what I was thinking of when I commented. Glad I didn't read it.

If this is a Willow joke, bravo. If not, well, you fell ass-backwards into a perfect "Buffy" joke.

My frozen broccoli hack is much lazier: steam it in the microwave, douse it in hot sauce and a bit of soy sauce.

I’m a card-carrying member of the Defrost Stuff in the Microwave Club. You usually don’t have to defrost meat completely to be able to break/cut the center apart and through it in the pan, but I don’t freak out if I’ve cooked a couple corners a bit in the microwave.