I disagree but your logic is sound.

Take pride in that we, for the most part, agree. And that few will understand us.

This is among the better definitions.

I’m mostly a “structural purist, ingredient rebel,” but I count subs because it’s short for “submarine sandwich.”

I rarely criticize actors because I don’t really have an eye for what’s good/bad, but Shipka was just kinda.... blah. Even if we were to settle on her doing an average/standard job in the part, Sabrina was not particularly likeable and everything/everyone around her is what sold me on the series thus far. Except…

Assuming you mean standard to be 15-20%, it’s weird of you to hate on customers to tip the understood societal (American) standard, when it’s your employer and/or the established laws that make your wage what it is. Anybody tipping you 20% isn’t thinking that you DON’T need money to survive, we just assume it’s enough…

Nah, fuck HamNo.

There’s at least four very regular writers/editors that I can recall (Kevin, Gwen, Kate, Allison), and at least as many more who aren’t churning out articles all day or being editors. But who is considered “staff” and who’s just freelance is anyone’s guess. It’s kind of a shitty factoid to throw out there when we have…

if Tullamore was available I suddenly have no respect for the Red Sox.

The article title is explicitly “kids’ marathon” not “Kids’ Marathon.” It’s extremely pedantic of me, but the lowercase implies an actual marathon, not just the official name of the race.

This is the correct way to exercise.

Oh that’s good. Then I’m redirecting my outrage at the organizers for naming it that, which is misleading, and The Takeout for calling it one, which is incorrect.

I don’t know how I feel about the idea of a kids’ marathon. I’ve seen younger kids run 5k’s and that seems fine, but I understand that marathons are really tough on your body. Doesn’t seem like a good idea to put that kind of physical stress on a body that hasn't reached physical maturity. Guess I'll do some research…

Dude looked like was OD’ing on hot sauce by the end of the interview, I felt kinda bad for him.

Huh, cool. I was just in Pittsburgh a couple months ago, definitely would have hit it up if I knew.

I live in PA, with only state-run liquor stores, so this concept of a fancy/upscale liquor store is completely foreign to me. Not that we don’t have some nicer stores, but I’m picturing something a speakeasy, but retail. Maybe it’s Allison that’s fancy, and not the store.

Fair enough. I don’t want to discount anybody’s take on what they watched and how it came across to them. If we’re taking commenters at their word, it looks like all sorts of people clearly took things in different ways, which is fine, it fosters discussion. The author’s writing just came across to me as taking a…

Condensed article title: Modern Family

It was dumb then, it’s still dumb now.

What makes a thing one and not the other? No snark, legitimate question.