Yeah I’m surprised Panama didn’t mention the fact that this dude is clearly hitting the gym regularly.

I’m convinced the tips taste like plain sugar, no honey flavor. 

Your analogy painted the perfect scene in my mind.

I hate to be that guy (nope, that’s a lie), but this is dumb. Random charity like this is just pitying. We have no idea how many of these workers really need $800. Surely he could have donated that much to a local charity that helps people who need it. But he gave it away like an asshole in his town square of 8…

That sounds really good and I want it.

“speaking every sentence as if it were the first one uttered upon waking from a nightmare,”

I’m a week late, but they told us like a year ago on the AV Club that the comments to clicks ratio was so minuscule, the commenters’ clicks never really mattered.

I got a bread truck, get up out that crumb shit.

I’m still not sure if we’re not supposed to use “actress,” “waitress,” etc.

Ah, so a true artist.

I HATE the review dump.

I’m afraid your lantern is gonna run dry hoping for that, Blue.

I liked it, but it’s not mandatory viewing by any means.

Take your star and go.

I don't know if this is a joke, and I'm not sure if it's funnier as a joke or the truth.

I vaguely recall that the entire word jumble involved tossing the kit to her/throwing it at her.

Well well well, look at Mr. Well-Adjusted, with his lack of deep shame surrounding public spectacles.

It pissed off the alt-right. Even if not a single person registered because of her post, that’s still a net positive.

I get how citrus peel can enhance a cocktail, but I’m gonna need somebody to convince me that cherries are necessary for anything other than looks (especially for the “basics”).

If he was a better friend he would have brought ingredients.