You mean Green Hornet, not Green Lantern, right?

I haven’t been able to comment or star on The Takeout from mobile in months. Only the Takeout.

By the rules of the show, I think John deserved the win (this week). But I think Brendan’s an overall better baker.

The episode with the giant hand is unbearable.

“Super Liberal Actress" is my favorite superhero.

I can’t imagine being rich enough to do whatever you wanted or nothing at all would be worth having to see Dolt 45 in person fairly regularly. I guess Iod make a bad Melania.

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There are too many unknown variables. Is this a surprise fight, or can I pencil it in for next Thursday? Is it to the death, or must I simply survive/escape? What’s the terrain?

More and more, it seems like this is gonna be kinda like Pulp Fiction: A series of vignettes overlapping. Which is cool, because apparently everybody thinks it’s too soon for a movie solely about the Manson murders.

I’d question whether a grocery actually could/would staff more than 2-3 cashiers at 8:30 pm on a Monday. Have the self checkouts cost jobs, or do they just save shoppers time?

With the utmost respect to Britney, I feel like it’s probably not too difficult to find an unflattering picture of her. Having been tabloid fodder for so long AND having a pretty public breakdown sort of lends itself to that sort of thing. Also the header isn’t that bad.

The perfect crime! 

I tried to get through S1 on three different occasions, no luck. I really wanted to like it.

I also wouldn't put soup by the spoonful into my car. Nor would I put an owner's manual or gasoline into my body. His analogy isn't good.

Okay but a Flemish red isn’t even in the same ballpark as PBR.

I’d be curious to see the cost of wasted beer. There’s a taphouse in my city that honestly just does terrible pours (either no head, or a lot spilled over).

*highlights text, right click, “search Google for...”*

I’ll wait for Kate to weigh in on how this affects the pour.

Eh, maybe if the drinks were free.

Dog gets hit, hollers.