Of course Alaska is a better place to visit than Florida. It's fucking beautiful and clean here, and the people are helpful, friendly and honest. And everyone here smokes weed anyway, now it will be legal.

Please tell me you at least went to the horrible witch museum with the ancient animatronics. It's so bad that it's good.

Ehm, in my best Devonshire dialect, " I saw Goody Davies with the devil!!"

2. I watched porn for the first time.

The decade seems to have little to do with it. People still wholeheartedly support Polanski today. A ton of people at Cannes signed a petition in support of him a few years ago. I think Tilda Swinton and Christoph Waltz signed it, which just makes me ill.

If they are cool with dudes fucking 13-year-olds...

I don't know what you mean, here.

She released the first volume last Christmas. About her childhood and early modeling days. She really attracts weirdos. Her first boyfriend was Terry Richardson's dad. Yep, that Terry Richardson. His dad rivals him for horribleness. Used to beat Angelica a lot.

Ugh, Roman Polanski is the WORST.

I immediately sent it to my brother and his wife, with apologies.

Are you suggesting that a blog filled with nothing but clickbait will...succeed?

Clickbait. It finds a way.

I must collapse on the nearest available fainting couch. Anthony Weiner lied about how many House of Cards episodes he watched?! I'm not sure I can handle a revelation of this magnitude.

The description of this post as "fact-checking" needs to be fact-checked.

Good article, Kara. Also, let's look at this impressive (nauseating) piece of academic jargon: "To call someone "basic" is to look into the abyss of continually flattening capitalist dystopia and, instead of articulating and interrogating the fear, transform it into casual misogyny."

Too much work...*yawns*

Like a panda?

They're not bathing in Franzia.