How did we get Jordan Hoffman reviewing this film? I miss when this site was good and the writers actually cared about things.

They already made this movie. It’s called “Every movie directed by Mick Garris".

Please do not give them any ideas. Her stretchy powers are part of why she is so loveable.

I think giving her generic cosmic powers does not bode well. I love this character and changing her powers is stupid.

I feel like new George Miller and new Cronenberg is an embarrassment of riches. Now we need that David Lynch official Wysteria announcement.

Nailed it hahaha!

Since Netflix only cares about growing subscribers, wouldn’t something like Cronenberg’s first foray back into body horror after 25 years be a big draw? I mean, I am pretty sure the original Martyrs was on Netflix for a long time.

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

Whatever

I was going to say something similar but this is way funnier than anything I could have come up with.

Give him Picard season 3 and I might consider watching it. Disco is completely dead to me. Not that Picard isn’t dead to me, but if Cronenberg took over I’d watch...ok I’d watch Disco too.

I think her powers are kind of tied to her personality and story and that is a big part of why she is such a fan favorite. I hope whatever they come up with is even half as endearing, but I have my doubts.

Same here. I desperately wanted to love Knight but the driving portions really got annoying and boring.

For the first time in my life I have the next gen systems BEFORE they stopped making games for previous gen. This isn't concerning me much. 

I think a combination of the Dirty Dancing and Footloose plots would work.

Edit: I made a nose joke and felt bad about it.

Oooooooooh. Very well done.

RoS is one of the worst films ever, and I have seen every episode of MST3k.

Abortion rights, the seditious right.

And nothing worth much was lost. Don't touch people when they don't want to be touched. We sure have taught women that women and men can't be just friends.