I don’t have facebook, so relax and let others enjoy stuff you’ve already seen.

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

Middle-Aged White Male Texan Onlooker: Beginner’s* luck, y’all.

It’s 2049 And You Can Still Watch Connor McDavid Skate Against Jack Eichel

Yeah, but then you’re making life decisions based off a Youtube video about rolling your fucking sleeves.

Gabby Johnson: Hey! The sheriff’s a Cu... [Clock bell gongs]

Oh sure, its easy for a guy to run a 4.61 with his dick and balls inside his shorts...

14 second mark. That’s why you didn’t make the football team Tanner!

Holy cannoli!

that was remarkable, but i think what’s even more unbelievable was the fact that it still didn’t go in after hitting the keeper in the back.

Mileage about 30-35. Actual time to get there in bumper to bumper industrial + commuter traffic is more like 2 hours at pretty much any time between 6am to 2am(and no, that’s not a typo, it’s a traffic hell hole on roads that are in a continual state of construction.

Season ticket holder here. This one’s simple: The new Nassau Coliseum is currently being renovated to have 13,000 seats and open in early 2017. The plans in the bid had a provision to add 3,000 seats. The stadium is owned by the same people as the Barclays Center

Lmao yeahhhh about that, so your 60 year old grandpa won’t be able to white out the bar code on paper but your 13 year old nephew will be able to whip some tickets up with his eyes closed on his computer

Uh, he didn't decide to do it. The coach did.

The Chico Resch Tendon.

Meanwhile, 50 Cent still hasn’t died tryin.

You should get “WAGON POWER!” stenciled on your Volvo.

Embrace the RAM mustache

That sure would be fun to take off-road with those slicks! “Scrambler” must not translate well to French.

Lynch won’t need the financial support, though; he reportedly hasn’t spent any of his contract money, instead living off of his endorsement deals.