Get him a body bag! Yeeeaaaahhhhh!!!

Are you sure they’re actually twins or just Tyler Durden beating the crap out of himself?

Two twins enter. One twin leaves.

Raiders.

Thank goodness the people of Canada and Minnesota have hockey so they don’t have to be so galldurn nice all the time, yeah?

Seriously, why don’t more people watch this sport down here?

Uncle Rico got a piece. And he finally threw that football over that mountain. In LA.

Maybe Kroenke is an Inspector Clouseau cosplay enthusiast who lost his hat?

Write me back. This is Stan, your #1 fan.

I hope someone fucks this little prick and his media obsessed parents with Gary Glitter’s cock!

“Yeah fuck this kid.”

I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

There is never enough Kentucky Fried Movie. Never.

Unless they insert “fucking” into it. That earns a pass.

Woo! I’m this guy. What a day to be alive.

Radio announcers appear to be very vigilant about being kidded.

I hope she thought of you when he was getting blown later.

You know, people bag on Joe Jackson all the time for being an abusive, exploitative father, but at least his kids were entertaining.

People in Minnesota are relieved that there’s a story involving a rich old white man and a public bathroom that doesn’t involve solicitation charges.