greatestamericanbeardo
GreatestAmericanBeardo
greatestamericanbeardo

Who is Lisa Catera?

The Los Angeles Angels of Fenway

The beam axle on the 2011-2013 Jetta S, which was strange because someone at VW thought it was somehow not ridiculous to have a non-independent rear end on a modern FWD compact.

Let the curse of James Taylor begin ...

It was the summer of ‘58 /I stood by the opening gate / Warm June sun on my face / The Red Sox were last to integrate

Shake and Bake.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

That was more boring than an actual baseball game.

Idiot on the field grading scale:

The refs swallowed their whistles for both teams the whole game; the Rangers should not have expected them to start calling stuff in the last minute of regulation.

“Let’s go Jets” chant? Not J-E-T-S? Weak research.

So up to 200 fans narrowly escaped having to hear “In Soviet Russia, flag burns you!” jokes.

Bears fans are just Jets fans who prefer thick pizza...

In Florida, it is indeed the law that lights must be on when it is raining.

Because there isn’t enough room in the cab and/or it’s fun?

WOAH - Liberty Plates! I haven’t seen these in ages!

Make this motherfuckers famous! Oh my god the fucking rage I’m feeling right now as a parent. You don’t have to be a parent to feel angry but when you are that anger is kicked up several thousand notches. No exaggeration, I would kill anyone who hurt my kid.

Oh yes I have:

Like any carved or decorative cutting board: cut on the back, serve on the front.