Good luck. Not going to happen. It's not enough of a problem to warrant a solution. How fast do most people type? Now how fast would they type on a "better" keyboard. Maybe after decades of use, they would type a few words per minute faster, but is it worth having to go through the process of learning a new keyboard?…

Um guys, you forgot one. A very big one:

"I haven't seen this 'video' you speak of."—Goodell

The shit would have really hit the fan if this had happened in Oakland.

He's a lucky man - great GF, great job, great gear. Damn. My life be damned. ;)

God damn, the way he's guzzling you'd think there were young boys in that cup.

That Vatican wine figure is so weird to me, especially when you consider that their expense reports only account for water.

How does he get it to stay on? Tape?

I found on the web of the same car testing. If you look at both the front of the cars they are similar. This has to be the 2016 Chevy Malibu even though it might seem a little to early for a complete redesign I think on how GM had to do an emergency update to the Malibu due to the lack of sells number it really is…

It's an Incom T66 X-Wing mkII.

RWD Buick Grand National Grand Coupe

What are the odds it's slightly updated Impala?

So he ate the biscuit?

I won a race against him in a movie theater once.

How thick of a slice? I usually cut cheese (HA!) from a block.

the proper amount is certainly more than 2 you miserable shit

I do

Goddamnit, Albert. Must you crap all over my dreams?

1. Buy an Explorer Swiss Army knife or Leatherman multi-tool. Take it everywhere you go,

Ha - my first thought was "BUT DOES IT MAKE THE FARTING NOISE?" Otherwise, how will everyone know how small the rider's penis is?