and the one mounted to the dash in the Fvckin-A. and the dance goes like this: “Oh Shit! look out! Fvckin-A! are you crazy? holy shit thats fun!”

Brad Paisley?

i cant believe a associate myself with a team led by this FVCKING face

Bruce Wayne????????? Who’s that???? Sounds like a cool guy!!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, yup, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, yup, YEAH, YEAH,

as fvcked up as a soup sandwich

oh poor you. looks like you didn’t get the trophy you thought you’d get for participating.

Gino said Pat’s made a better Cheese Steak. oh wait, wrong horrible team in green.

try some car wax. (with carnauba) a couple good coats after a good cleaning does wonders! the goop wipes RIGHT up!

because you have small children.

i haven’t gotten any further down the list yet, but DUMB bar overall should be #1

this better make it to the list of best looping gifs this year

but NO ONE will tell dad how their god damn day was... he says it over and over!!

camping with cans of Yuengling?!?!?!?!?!? i love this guy! (and NO i’m not from Philly)

“I don’t feel no one could stop me.” double negative makes a positive?

DONUTS??? i LOVE Donuts

The Grapefruit Factor

read the fine print, i believe they can drop you after one claim.

Geico, owned by Berkshire Hathaway, to do one thing. separate you from your money. try supporting a Mutual Co., they KINDA support their clients (KINDA)

i was NOT expecting that