...that's Freckin' Lasers

FWTW: do you REALLY need sit through all that pomp and circumstance for every Fvcking game??? i don't think so. opening night, and if they make the playoff is all ya need

heres the best comment from the actual story, and exactly what i was thinking:

yeah but then you have to travel to "Outside Philly" area of West Chester, home of Dirt surfer Bam Margera. gross

I hated Guy Fieri before it was cool

this is dumb! you HAVE to take your eyes off the road. i miss the old Chevy heat/AC controls. two sliders, bottom one, Left COLD right HOT. top one, left AC vents, one click FEET for heat, next click mix with FEET and DEF. final click DEF!

Hmmmmmm.... the smiley one, who's mug shot is not used?????

REALLY???? football players? Twisted pieces of Shit you say? needing Power? and Control???? pish posh! i don't believe it

you're kidding me right? SOAP AND F**KING WATER PEOPLE!! thats ALL you need to shave with. you want to get crazy? Get a soap with a moisturizer in it. my Face, my Head, my Balls, soap and water do it all!

you're kidding me right? SOAP AND F**KING WATER PEOPLE!! thats ALL you need to shave with. you want to get crazy?…

been waiting for this thread to start...

Just signed a deal with the Twins... as their new Switch Hitter

i just love screwing with your fantasy team each week. its like a fun stat roller-coaster for me!!! beastmode up! beastmode down. beastmode stats go all around.

Yes, he IS a dick, but he IS sitting in HIS seat... SHE ran down to get the ball from God knows where. You want balls in your face, you have to pay for the seats! wait, that didn't come out right.

theres such a thing as a self-respecting Philadelphian? #NotAGiantsFan

Girl need to get her nails did.

Never mind who gary Neville is... WHO THE FVCK IS Noel Gallagher? and why is he relevant? #BiggerThenTheBeatles?

TWO! the answer is Two years of age.

Nuke Baltimore from space? i'm down

not a "fan" of the Bud Lite Lime, BUT if I was handed one (for free) I would drink it.

thats all he has to do is turn around, the words are right up on the jumbotron behind him. thats a dude right?