Yes. Make it ridiculous and have everyone look super serious.

With everyone dancing stone faced like Peacemaker.

I believe those were the flares that Mando fired in the air to blind Fennec’s sniper scope so she couldn’t take a shot on him or the amateur bounty hunter he was with, from The Gunslinger episode in Season 1.

Now I want to see a musical episode, if for no other reason than to really fuck with all of us.

“Oh, my God, that’s disgusting! Tifa Lockhart hentai porn? Where? Where did he post those?”

It’s not slander when it’s true.

As above, it’s possible the bidding was rigged to overvalue the item. The other possibility is that an idiot with $3 million thought he had a brilliant plan and simply bid that amount. No other bidders needed to be involved except insofar as they said “too rich for my blood” and didn’t bid.

Buckle up, losers. I’m gonna kick you some more.

NFTs only make sense if you don’t know what they are or what you’re actually buying.

‘NFTs are just beanie babies for people who get mad whenever there are black people in Star Wars movies’.

I guess it’s unsurprising that the people who think owning a receipt for a link to a picture is the same as owning that picture, confuse “owning a copy of a book” with “owning the rights to the content of the book.”

“This experiment is meant to understand how the value proposition of decentralization can be received and embraced by our players.”

If they’re going to ignore the backlash, then there’s only one thing left: never buying anything from them until they change. 

Touched a nerve did I? What’s the matter crypto bro? Still can’t come up with an argument days after I called you on your bullshit?

seriously...everytime an NFT Bro tries that shit, it’s like they share the same script that they only tweak to make it seem like it came from their mouth breathing holes.  

“When Guillemot was pressed for details about what new types of gameplay NFTs and blockchain technology would make possible, sources told Kotaku the CEO didn’t really provide any.”

the Ubisoft co-founder said the backlash to the Quartz announcement was expected, and likened it to initial public outcry over previous new developments in the games industry like DLC, microtransactions, and loot boxes.

Good god, how do you reframe rape in a “more positive light”? No one should be harassed in the workplace, but on some level I can understand how people might try and downplay suggestive comments or someone being a little handsy because they don’t think its really bad. They are wrong, obviously, but I can still try and…

How the fuck would you even begin to get away with that signature? It takes every single other guy surrounding you within the organization, direct reports and managers, all of them completely abandoning ethics and reason for something like that to persist. Like is it a pun on his actual name? Fucking hell, this…

They wrote a shit ton of words for not actually saying anything. Peak marketing-speak bullshit.