Valve will do it right.

The difficulty is the point of Dark Souls. The game revolves around the cycle of the game handing your arse to you and you excruciatingly learning how to beat it. The reward for progress isn't the next chapter of the story because the story is next to non-existent; it's the immense satisfaction of overcoming what…

This is true. I didn't notice the thing that looked a lot like a hidden blade on his wrist before.

E3.

I am REALLY not feeling the tomahawk. Everything else pleases me.

Just because there wasn't much established culture in America at the time doesn't mean there wasn't a whole lot of interesting shit going down. Besides, when has AC ever prominently featured society's rich cultural heritage except for in architecture? Nah they'll make this work.

This franchise has always butchered history. Deal with it.

First three paragraphs: massive oversimplification of a complex issue. As they say on the internet: "FLAWLESS LOGIC". I'm too tired at the moment to point out everything that's wrong with what you said, but hopefully "you do not know how the human brain works enough to make such ridiculously sweeping conclusions" is…

"the listener truly has control over whether they take offence at what's said" - hahaha wait what?

"Well... I don't see what all the fuss is about. The voice acting's terrible, the gameplay clunky, the graphics poor... oooooooooh it's a Wii game!"

Pretty certain Shepard doesn't have sex with anyone if you don't make them. Will other relationships be explored? Maybe. But you won't be controlling them or participating.

See my first thought was a prostitute from Fable 2, but this makes much more sense.

Bethesda story is weak as piss anyway. Soak up that New Vegas Obsidian narrative and enjoy it.

It's not all about the graphics you know. Game design has evolved in many ways since 1993. I love the original Deus Ex because it's fun even though it looks terrible by today's standards. I'm not sure an ancient classic that has defined the other games in its genre for nearly two decades is going to feel quite fresh…

I'll give that a try, but I think that they'll be painfully outdated for fresh eyes. Thanks for the tip though.

I'm seventeen so I never played Doom. Does this make all of my opinions on gaming less valid?

Oh usually I'd be on the 360 or reading, but my biology coursework is due in tomorrow and for some reason this is the only form of procrastination that doesn't make me feel guilty.

Aaaaah my bad. I genuinely didn't.

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Hmmmm maybe you're right. I'm no economist. I was simply being grouchy and pessimistic, which is unusual for me. Please forgive (and give yourself a pat on the back for successfully championing reason on the internet as well).