I drank cider before I got into beer but I can’t go back; the sweetness actually makes my jaw sore.

Unauthorized reproduction of lyrics? Technically you’re not supposed to do that, but I don’t think it’s something that’s worth suing for in most cases on the internet.

Now the website is bragging about how many hits it’s gotten and this guy is selling himself as a marketing genius.

I thought there were 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Dormer.

The Deuce, you say?

It’s as though any work he’s ever done has actually been done by underlings and Trump merely took the credit so that no one else would get the spotlight, which you’d be able to get away with as a CEO but not under scrutiny as the president.

In 25 years they’ll remake Guardians of the Galaxy and it will be all this type of music. “Bittersweet Symphony” is a lock for the soundtrack.

Oh man, you have not even begun to hear from us.

I have a nostalgic fondness for some of this stuff. It’s just the 90s equivalent of 70s AM Gold; I don’t see why people invest the energy into hating it when it’s so weightless and didn’t really leave a lasting impact on popular music.

At this point, people have to stop kicking “All-Star” because the inevitable “It’s actually a good song” hot take must be just around the corner.

Yeah, that’s what drives me crazy. Even if this were some “natural process” you still have to do something about it! When a wildfire starts, we don’t say, “Well, it wasn’t arson, so we’ll just let this be.”

I still have not watched all of season 7 for Buffy. Even when it was on Netflix, something in my brain resisted it. Season 5 is a great ending. Season 6 is a great hangover for that great ending. Season 7, when I tried to watch it, seem superfluous.

I have to admit, when I heard they were doing a “darker” take on the Tick, I thought, “Goddamn, this is the last thing in the world that needs a gritty psychological take.” But the pilot actually won me over, and I thought the Tick = tic thing was clever.

Freakazoid, hell. Animaniacs had recurring segments about GoodFellas and Orson Welles.

“Oh no. Promotheus!”

Bobby Moynihan, Sasheer Zamata, and Vanessa Bauer are out. They have enough people on the roster so maybe they don’t need to replace anyone? (Lorne, please use Melissa Villasenor more.)

I thought he was Darkwing Duck’s adopted daughter.

“It’s Not Unusual”

You probably have a legacy account in that case. I have a legacy one and a generic Disqus one, but the legacy one was “me” on the AVC.

I don’t need you, Google! I been diagnosed with anxiety and depression by experts!