I regularly hate-read Funky Winkerbean. It is the only media I hate that I actively seek out and consume. It's just got a hold on me.

I worked at a small city newspaper from 2006-2009, and the newsroom staff was literally halved during the short time I was there. They'd just wait for someone to quit and then never hire a replacement, just shuffle duties instead.

Hey, time's gonna tell on that Surfer investment!

How do you keep up with the film industry news like that?

Please, I've heard THAT old line before!

Reich Here, Reich Now

AV Club commenters are generally tolerant people who abhor prejudice and discrimination based on race or ethnicity. Still, I think we can all agree, the Welsh can go to hell.

There a Josh Gad story in the pipeline?

I insist on watching Reboot on a celluloid transfer projected to a big screen!

"Prayer" is pretty much the most badass 12 seconds of music ever composed.

A lot of us with AV Club accounts can't get in and have fallen back to our loathsome generic Disqus accounts.

Yes, which is why I am responding to you with an avatar of the Red Ghost (pencils: Kirby, inks: Ditko, a dangerous combination!) rather than Orson Welles shouting into a microphone.

Mansplain Park

Here's one I highly recommend: PB&J…and summer sausage. I grew up thinking this was a totally normal food and not some weird thing of my dad's. Anyway, I eat them to this day, and it's probably my favorite drunk-snack.

I remember those! They called it "clingfilm" and the tone was oddly…chummy. I decided to assume it was a joke so that I could continue to be able to sleep at night.

I think it's Chris Evans, but I'd definitely put him at number three.

I followed your recommendation. So does Jareth represent an abdication of personal responsibility, or…?

Obama is definitely behind it!

Is it true that ghosts hate it when you rapidly alternate between the highest two keys on a piano?

Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw Tom DeLonge once. But it's been proven he only saw the planet Venus.