My guess is that he stopped at the first line and thought the other guy was gloating at Cohen’s misfortune.

Wait...someone described Michael Cohen as a man “with no reason to lie or obfuscate”, and Don Jr. retweeted it? How are these people so fucking bad at this?

Seriously, wash your hands and use your fingers aka your hand forks.

I wasn’t going to vote for Klobuchar in the primaries before anyway, but I don’t think I could honestly elect an official who looked at a salad, didn’t have a utensil, and thought you know what, I’ll just use my comb for this instead of using their goddamn fingers as our hominid ancestors intended.

He is a forty-four year old man with bangs in his eyes. Of course he is a tool. That’s tool-hair. Ask around.

Know who else has 5 Grammy nominations? Kid Rock. The Grammys mean less than nothing. Almost no one watches, even fewer care.

Adams has publicly displayed abusive behaviors from the beginning of his career. With critics (the Jim DeRogatis voice mail?). With fans (the guy he had kicked out of a concert for yelling that he play “Summer of ‘69"?). With other artists (his feud with the Strokes?). With significant others (trashing Mandy Moore for…

I was a teenager (young man) at the time it happened. I was today years old when I learned he actually raped her. I just thought she was crazy.

I didn’t know she was 22 at the time either. For some reason I always thought she was in her mid-30s or early 40s, which in my young mind at the time seemed old enough to cut off somebody’s wiener.

22! I forgot (never realized?) how young she was. I’m also not sure if I ever knew she was an immigrant, and how that was weaponized against her - so much vulnerability. My heart aches for her.

I was still in elementary school when this happened, so the only memories I have of it from the time are those of the jokes and punchlines, of a woman so crazy to have done something like this. And that’s all I really understood of it well into my adulthood.

When I was a teen in mid 2000's, E! recounted moments in pop culture and this was one of them, not surprisingly the focus was on the severed penis but not on the ramifications of the case, I am glad things are being somewhat more transparent and being able to see beyond the headlines, much like the Liebeck v.…

The “joy” (read: horror) of capitalism is that literally anything, no matter how noble, positive, or even anti-capitalist, will eventually be co-opted and sold.

Anything that people sympathize with will eventually be used to try to sell them shit. All anyone can do is hope there’s still something left to sympathize with once that’s begun

Some, you assume, are good people?

Men are really not sending us their best people. 

NEVER CUT THE ORIGINAL SONG PERFORMANCES! That is one of my fave parts. Cut the stupid skits—no one needs to see celebs take a selfie, or get pizza delivered to them in an auditorium.

I’m still pissed about the year Julia Roberts won for Erin Brockovich & kept talking over the music; meanwhile, earlier in the broadcast, the winning short film was about a Holocaust survivor who got played off the stage.

I truly cannot understand how they thought this would be a good idea. I mean really - cinematography and editing of all things? Those are the backbones of filmmaking. And I mean, EVERYONE has an opinion about hair and makeup! If they have to relegate some categories to off screen, why not make it be sound mixing or…

This is the ass-shaking video we need. It reminds me of the Big Freedia bounce contest videos.