I take no small amount of delight in knowing Oakland’s Cinderella season was flushed away by the semen-and-blister-encrusted hands of Connor Cook.

It turns out that the Raiders quarterback wasn’t their regular starter. Who knew? I think Jon Gruden did a good job conveying the point that he’d never touched a football in his life before last week.

Just another college football Saturday.

Let’s hope Mixon isn’t mixed up with those Black Lives Matter nogoodniks, or Musberger will have to eat some serious crow!

Pictured: Jesse Palmer during Musberger’s rant

Today I have stood, where once Jefferson Davis stood, and took an oath to my people. It is very appropriate then that from this Cradle of the Confederacy, this very Heart of the Great Anglo-Saxon Southland, that today we sound the drum for freedom as have our generations of forebears before us done, time and time…

The “ya’ know, Jess...” might as well have been, “bail me out here, young fella. These men under 50 and women are really something, huh?”

That’s my favorite part of the audio. Jesse Palmer apparently turned off his mic, pulled out the batteries and flushed them in the toilet, threw the mic out the window, then left the room and shut the door behind him, he wasn’t touching that one.

They would include the sex as part of the instant replay highlights.

Was Musberger thinking that Mixon could offer some kind of instructional workshop on how to punch a woman to achieve the maximum impact? Does he believe that “tears” are the same thing as dealing with four broken bones in one’s face and the resulting trauma?

I really don’t see what’s so bad about having a bunch of super studly Star Wars fans telling you how often they knuckled up thinking about you.

“I sold your mom to ISIS for a Chipotle gift card” made me laugh so hard

First you shoot a guy with a heart-shaped arrow, then you arrest him for unchecked sexual aggression? CUPD is such a little jerk.

Substance abuse is a real thing.

You sir are an idiot