Come on, you know the Demon is a top.

With or without the makeup?

This is the part I like.

The problem with WWE is not that it's scripted, it's that it's scripted by a bunch of 60 year-old men who never took a creative writing class or evolved past a Jr. High sense of humor.

Cesaro would like to have a word with you.

What the fuck is a samoflange?

Holy shit "The Belldog" popped up on my iPod shuffle this morning. This is fucked.