Toyota thinks that all-seasons tires really are good for all seasons.

Toyota wonders if you know that energy drinks are bad for you

Toyota likes its own comments on Facebook.

Toyota wears socks with sandals.

Toyota likes this song but the stereo is too loud, can you turn it down a couple of notches.

I also don’t really know how kinja works.

Toyota doesn’t understand why its web browser has an “incognito” mode

Toyota gets prescriptions for sunscreen from his Dr. so he can use his flexible spending account to pay for it

Toyota’s favorite beer is Bud Light.

Toyota asks you if brie is ‘that cheese you put in the microwave’

Toyota thinks Tim Tebow deserves another shot.

Toyota bought a new house in a new suburb where all the streets have the same name because ‘you get more for your money’ then spends nearly two hours a day driving to and from work.

Toyota’s favorite position is missionary

Toyota thought the dish where you used fresh ground pepper and chopped onions was spicy.

Toyota’s favorite snack is unsalted unbuttered popcorn.

Toyota thinks Creed is “pretty heavy”

Toyota can’t believe how much money you spent on that trip, do you know how much interest you could have gotten if you kept the amount in a tax free savings account?

Toyota never actually laughs just says “that’s funny”

Toyota goes to the game but leaves 5 minutes before it ends to beat the traffic.

Toyota goes to the all you can eat sushi place and orders a steak.