greasefire
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Press your tongue against your bottom teeth and say “I’m gonna restore it” and you’ll sound just like him.

About 12 years ago I delivered a new kitchen to a lake house in New Hampshire. Right up the road there was a crummy little house that had various junk strewn about the yard (don’t they all?). Sitting right in the middle was a Firebird Formula 455, sinking into the mushy dirt. It was pretty beat but only a little

I almost tipped one over with someone in the basket fully extended

Anybody else ever have to drive a forklift on the street?

Ran to the store for a Powerball ticket (didn’t win, btw), truck was running kinda off. Pulled away from the stop sign, big BANG and died. Backfired through the TB. No restart. Fortunately (I thought...) it died about 500 feet from the only repair shop within 30 miles up here in northern Maine. Called a buddy, he

That was one of the worst interviews I have ever seen outside of a High School journalism class.

Trying to figure out the worst part:

Holy fuck these videos are awful. Seriously awful. All of them. Are you trying to be ridiculously unprofessional because it’s like, an ironic hipster thing, or are you all seriously just this incompetent?

“I recall an incident in 1972 where they released two different types of welsh plug for the 1973 model year and you just had to roll the dice as to which would be in stock when you needed one. It was a dark time for the industry” ;)

October 2005's cover story will never leave me. "How to win arguments by starting every sentence with 'Actually...'" is a timeless classic.

Who could ever forget July 2007, Twelve Corvette Experts Discuss a VIN Tag. Riveting stuff.

I like the letters to the editor. They all start “Technically you’re correct, however . . .”

That’s probably a question for Neil deGrasse Tyson. Still doesn't mean I'd want to drive it at any price.

If it’s a Toyota and a diesel, it begs the question, just how long will this thing run?

Wow. The stupidity of that suggestion is astonishing. So if I as a citizen of Germany, Norway or Derkaderkajihadstan is strongly, violently opposed to the government of my country, I should travel to your country (I guess you are a US citizen) and wave my passport and flag around while committing acts of terrorism, so

Best $100 I’ve ever spent doing this everytime I spec a used car.

Biggest missed tip, buy an ODB bluetooth module and an app on your phone and connect to the car to check for faults.

#1 don't buy anything someone on jalop has said is a luxury car that can be had for the price of a new economy car.

Go to a shop for a pre-purchase inspection. If the seller won’t let you, move on to another car because they’re probably hiding something.

This. Totally different culture. I learned to change my oil and my brakes before I ever owned a car. Everyone here thinks I’m “mechanically inclined” - when I’m actually just “youtube watcher”.